Norwegian 7 Day Caribbean Cruise

~San Juan Round Trip~

Matt’s Take

“I’m excited for an Epic adventure.”

Heather’s Take

“This boat better not be too weird!”

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Norwegian Epic — 7-Day Caribbean
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Itinerary

  • Day 1 — San Juan, Puerto Rico(Embarkation) — Board the ship in the heart of the Caribbean. The Norwegian Epic departs the port of San Juan at 7:30 PM. Old San Juan's colorful cobblestone streets, El Morro fortress, and vibrant local dining make for a great pre-cruise arrival day.

  • Day 2 — Tortola, British Virgin Islands — Discovered by Christopher Columbus in 1493, this exotic, peaceful island is home to both towering mahogany trees and white-sand beaches, and offers a challenging hike that extends 1,780 feet up Sage Mountain.

  • Day 3 — St. John's, Antigua(Arrives 7:00 AM / Departs 4:00 PM) — See the baroque towers of St. John's Cathedral and visit the historic Fort James and the Antigua Lighthouse. Antigua is famed for its 366 pristine beaches — one for every day of the year.

  • Day 4 — Bridgetown, Barbados — Stroll Bridgetown's inviting beaches of Carlisle Bay or tour one of the popular rum factories. Snorkeling, diving, and sampling fresh local seafood are also highlights of the island.

  • Day 5 — Castries, St. Lucia(Arrives 8:00 AM / Departs 5:00 PM) — Outdoor enthusiasts will love discovering the natural beauty of Castries, where you can experience the world's only drive-in volcanic crater at Sulfur Springs or linger in the picturesque Diamond Botanical Gardens.

  • Day 6 — Philipsburg, St. Maarten(Arrives 9:00 AM / Departs 6:00 PM) — Come aboard a 5-star catamaran in Philipsburg and cruise along the island's incredible coast as the boat staff serves you a gourmet lunch with an open bar and fantastic vistas. Duty-free shopping along Front Street is another popular draw.

  • Day 7 — Charlotte Amalie, St. Thomas, USVI(Arrives 8:00 AM / Departs 5:00 PM) — Elegant dining, exciting nightlife, and world-class duty-free shopping are abundant in Charlotte Amalie. St. Thomas also offers stunning natural scenery, including the famous Magens Bay beach and panoramic Caribbean views from 1,500 feet above sea level.

  • Day 8 — Return to San Juan, Puerto Rico(Arrives 7:00 AM) — Disembarkation morning back at the home port where the journey began.

Our Accommodations

Ship and Amenities

The Epic

Where they Really Vow2Wow:

  • Embarkation was genuinely exceptional — we were onboard in fifteen minutes from arrival. One of the best boardings we've ever experienced.

  • Disembarkation was smooth and efficient — about forty minutes total from first announcement to clearing the port.

  • The drink package activation station was quick and well organized. Make it your very first stop onboard.

  • The ship has something for everyone — whiskey bar, champagne bar, Shaker's Martini Bar, casino, comedy club, pool deck and more.

  • O'Sheehan's Neighborhood Bar and Grill being open 24/7 is a genuine quality of life win. It bailed us out more than once.

  • Starbucks lounge on embarkation day was a great spot to decompress while the ship got underway.

Sails from San Juan, Puerto Rico

The Norwegian Epic is one of Norwegian Cruise Line's flagship vessels, joining the fleet in 2010 and undergoing a significant refurbishment in 2020. Carrying more than 4,100 guests, she is one of the largest cruise ships in the world. The ship was awarded Best Ship Entertainment by Frommer's and continues to set the bar high for onboard experiences. True to the name, the Epic lives up to the billing with world-class dining, Broadway-caliber entertainment, and a massive aqua park — all delivered in Norwegian's Freestyle Cruising style, which means no set dining times and no formal dress codes. Whether you're traveling with family, as a couple, or solo, the Norwegian Epic offers something for every type of traveler.

Amenities

  • Aqua Park with two pools, a kids' pool, five hot tubs, and three multi-story water slides including the 200-foot Epic Plunge — the first bowl slide ever at sea

  • Vibe Beach Club — an exclusive adults-only sun deck with premium loungers and ocean views

  • Spice H2O — adults-only outdoor venue that transforms from a tranquil daytime retreat to a lively evening party space

  • Mandara Spa & Salon — full-service spa offering massages, facials, body treatments, and a full range of beauty services

  • Fitness Center — fully equipped gym with cardio machines, free weights, and fitness classes

  • Climbing Wall — a towering rock climbing wall for guests of all skill levels

  • Epic Casino — a full-service casino with slots, blackjack, craps, roulette, and a dedicated casino bar

  • Headliners Comedy Club — live stand-up performances from top comedians via Levity Entertainment Group

  • Live Broadway-style shows — spectacular production shows featuring singing, dancing, and high-energy choreography

  • Spiegel Tent — a unique circus-style big top venue hosting live performances and special events

  • Shaker's Martini & Champagne Bar — a classic cocktail lounge with a rotating menu of creative martinis

  • 22 bars and lounges throughout the ship, including pool deck bars, sports bars, and specialty lounges

  • Arcade — a full arcade with interactive games for all ages

  • Gift shops — onboard retail offering jewelry, perfume, duty-free liquor, and souvenirs

  • Behind-the-Scenes Ship Tour — a walking tour of restricted areas including the bridge, engine control room, galley, and theater backstage

  • Kids' programming — dedicated activities and spaces for younger guests

  • Solo staterooms — purpose-built cabins for solo travelers, a first for a major cruise line when the ship debuted

  • The Haven — an exclusive ship-within-a-ship luxury complex with private dining, a courtyard pool, and premium suite accommodations

They Could Vow 2 Improve:

  • The NCL app is slow and inconsistent, particularly on iOS. Heather got stuck at several points and it was frustrating. Booking excursions through the app didn't use the saved card on file — we had to enter credit card details manually.

Pre-Trip Tips

Our experience prior to Vacay

Booking, Payment and Travel Experiences and Gotchas

The NCL App

Generally slow, but usable on Android for Matt. Heather got stuck at several points on Apple.

Booking excursions

Booking through the app worked well. However, it didn't use my saved card on file and we ended up having to manually enter all of the credit card info. Not a big deal, just a good spot for improvement.

Travel to San Juan

We didn’t have any issues from PHL to San Juan. When you set your GPS don’t set it for the airport, set it for the exact garage you’re planning on parking in. If you flight leaves Terminal B, set your GPS to the terminal B parking garage. It was a great short uneventful fight. If you have access, the chase lounge is a really nice bonus if you’re leaving out of PHL.

Entertainment

Activities on land an sea

Where they Really Vow2Wow:

  • Do a full ship walkthrough on day one. The whiskey bar, champagne bar and Shaker's Martini Bar are all worth knowing about before you might need them wink, wink.

  • Shaker's Martini Bar is the cocktail highlight of the ship. Petar behind the bar knew exactly what to suggest — we had a basil and cucumber twist and a perfect Negroni. Our go to bar!

  • St. Patrick's Day spirit onboard was fun — green burger buns were a nice festive touch.

  • Matt found 'The Hot Nickels' — a coin pusher/slider game in the casino. He had an absolutely great time losing his tokens. Matt is not, in any way, a serious gambler. But if you want low stakes laughs and fun, The Hot Nickels await.

Where they could Vow 2 Improve:

Reservations are a two edged sword. However, first come first serve can be hard to coordinate.

Food and Drink

Delights on the move

Where they really Vow2Wow

The Norwegian Epic has no shortage of options when it comes to food and drink. Here's our honest take on everything we tried.

Before we get into the specifics — the service across every single dining venue was excellent. Genuinely excellent. The staff want you to have a good time and they show it. Where the ship consistently missed the mark was on food quality. We came in expecting the specialty dining to justify the extra cost and it didn't. We came in expecting the included restaurants to clear the bar for a premium cruise and they didn't quite get there either. The service was exceptional throughout. The food was not.



Garden Cafe

The main buffet for breakfast, lunch and dinner. It opens around 1 PM on embarkation day, so plan your first afternoon accordingly. On busy port days with late docking, the Garden Cafe can become completely unmanageable — see our Barbados morning for a detailed account of that. Always have a backup plan, and that backup plan should be O'Sheehan's.



O'Sheehan's Neighborhood Bar & Grill

Open 24/7 and quietly one of the best spots on the ship. Breakfast was excellent — we had peach Bellinis, an omelette and pancakes and everything hit. Beers on St. Patrick's Day, wings on Antigua night — O'Sheehan's was a reliable go to for us. This is the kind of spot that doesn't get the credit it deserves due to the laid back at.

  • O'Sheehan's is a quiet MVP. When the buffet is chaos and the specialty restaurants disappoint, O'Sheehan's delivers.



The Great Outdoors — Pool Deck

Casual and convenient for a midday bite between activities. The food was solid overall but the chicken was noticeably dry — a miss worth mentioning. Fine for a quick pool deck lunch, but not somewhere you'd seek out.



Taste & The Manhattan Room — Included Dining

Both are complimentary sit-down dining rooms sharing the same rotating menu. The Manhattan Room has a sophisticated supper-club feel and Taste has its own distinct atmosphere with a self-playing piano in the atrium. Both are good options if you're looking for a slower-paced, more formal dinner experience.



The service in the Manhattan Room was exceptional — some of the best on the ship. The staff really do want to make sure you're having a good experience and that comes through in every interaction. The food though is where we have to be honest. Heather's pork chop leaned heavily on the sauce for its flavor. Matt's 'mini tostadas' appetizer arrived as literally three tortillas on a plate with a tiny amount of pork and salsa on top. We'll be including photos of that one in the post. The food simply doesn't match the effort the service team is putting in.

  • The Manhattan Room service team is a genuine highlight. They care and it shows. If only the kitchen matched their standard.

  • The included dining food quality needs to be elevated. An upscale atmosphere and exceptional service team deserve a menu that delivers more than sauce-dependent proteins and three tortilla chips on a plate.



Le Bistro — Specialty French Restaurant

Le Bistro requires an additional surcharge on top of the base cruise fare, so the expectation going in is that it should be noticeably better than the included options. It wasn't — not by enough to matter.

Matt had the French onion soup to start followed by the sautéed sole, paired with a Sauvignon Blanc. Heather had the goat cheese croquettes and the beef tenderloin with the same wine. The sole arrived with a few bagged croutons on top that genuinely added nothing to the dish. That was the specialty restaurant garnish. Heather's steak was good but you could find a better steak for less money at a comparable restaurant. Overall, Le Bistro was ever so slightly better than the included dining rooms — but that's not what you're paying the specialty surcharge for.

If we cruise this ship again, we would not book Le Bistro. We'd put the money toward a great shore excursion instead.

  • When guests pay a specialty surcharge on top of an already expensive cruise fare, the food needs to be exceptional. Le Bistro is not exceptional. Bagged croutons on a specialty fish dish is not an acceptable finish.



Shaker's Martini & Cocktail Bar

This is where the ship redeemed itself on the drinks front. Alex behind the bar knew exactly what to suggest and how to make it. We had a basil and cucumber twist that was delicious and a Negroni that was absolutely perfect. The kind of bar you come back to more than once and we did. If you're a cocktail person, make Shaker's a priority.

  • Petar at Shaker's Martini Bar is the real deal. Tell him what you're in the mood for and let him take it from there.



The Manhattan Room — One of two main dining rooms on the ship, the Manhattan Room offers a sophisticated New York supper club atmosphere complete with panoramic ocean views. Menu highlights include Warm Spinach Salad, Create Your Own Pasta, Beef Wellington, Veal Oscar, and New York Style Cheesecake. It is included in the base cruise fare.

Taste — The second of the ship's two main dining rooms, Taste shares the same rotating menu as the Manhattan Room but features a distinct ambiance. The decor is an interesting juxtaposition of brick and brightly colored stained glass, with an open atrium and self-playing piano in the center. It's a complimentary venue and reservations are recommended for prime seating in the atrium.

Garden Cafe — Norwegian's main buffet venue, offering a large selection of international dishes, carving stations, fresh salads, and themed dinner nights throughout the cruise. Open for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, it's the go-to spot for casual, all-hours dining with something for everyone.

O'Sheehan's Neighborhood Bar & Grill — Open 24/7, O'Sheehan's serves pub-style comfort food like burgers, wings, and Fish n' Chips in a relaxed, casual setting ideal for anytime dining. It's a fan favorite for late-night bites and catching a game on the big screen, and it's included in the cruise fare.

Cagney's Steakhouse(Specialty) — A classic steakhouse featuring premium cuts of beef, seafood, crab cakes, and truffle fries, all served in a warm, elegant atmosphere. Starters range from Crab Cakes to Ahi Tuna Tartare, with mains including Slow Roasted Prime Rib, Petite Filet Mignon, and Ribeye.

Le Bistro(Specialty) — An upscale French dining experience offering refined classics like escargot, filet mignon, and rich desserts in a romantic setting with elegant décor and soft lighting. Le Bistro is one of NCL's most celebrated signature restaurants and has been a staple across the fleet for years.

La Cucina(Specialty) — A vibrant Italian restaurant serving freshly made pasta, pizza, and traditional favorites like lasagna, risotto, and creamy tiramisu. The attention to detail is impeccable, and the space has a romantic, intimate feel, making it the most vegetarian-friendly specialty dining restaurant on board.

Moderno Churrascaria(Specialty) — A Brazilian steakhouse where servers bring endless cuts of fire-roasted meats to your table, plus a large salad bar with fresh sides and accompaniments. The restaurant has a wonderful location with huge windows looking out the stern of the ship.

Teppanyaki(Specialty) — An interactive hibachi-style dining experience where guests sit around a large communal table while a chef prepares meats, seafood, and fried rice on a grill right in front of them. It's as much of a performance as it is a meal, making it a popular choice for groups and families.

Wasabi(Specialty) — Norwegian Epic's yakitori and sushi bar, seating 25 guests, located midship. It offers top-quality sashimi, rolls, and sake in a sleek, intimate setting tucked inside the ship's Asian dining area.

Shanghai's Noodle Bar — A complimentary casual Asian restaurant serving freshly prepared noodle dishes and Chinese-inspired fare. It's a quick and satisfying option for guests looking for something lighter and more casual than a sit-down specialty meal.

Spice H2O Grill — A casual outdoor venue located at the aft of the ship near the adults-only Spice H2O area. It opens for continental breakfast with lunch selections ranging from burgers, hot dogs, and chicken wings to Indian dishes, desserts, salad, and fresh fruit.

Where they Could Vow 2 Improve

Where the ship consistently missed the mark was on food quality. We came in expecting the specialty dining to justify the extra cost and it didn't. We came in expecting the included restaurants to clear the bar for a premium cruise and they didn't quite get there either. The service was exceptional throughout. The food was not.

Service

Friendly Faces

Where they really Vow2Wow

Pending Review

Where they Could Vow 2 Improve:

Pending Review

What to Do

Activities on land an sea

So many opportunities to relax, party or play onboard and ashore!

EAT & DRINK

Review Pending

PLAY

Review Pending

EXPLORE

Review Pending

Overall Ring Rating

3.5

The Norwegian Epic is a well-run ship with genuinely wonderful staff and an itinerary full of outstanding ports. The logistics are impressive, the service is warm, and if you hit this route right — Barbados and St. Maarten especially — you'll have moments you talk about for a long time.


Where the ship falls short is food. Across every dining venue, included and specialty alike, the kitchen doesn't match the standard set by the team serving the food. That gap is real and experienced travelers will notice it. The specialty restaurant surcharge in particular is hard to justify when the included options are only marginally behind.

Cruise NCL with calibrated expectations, a good set of pro tips in hand and a day trip to La Cabane in Barbados already booked. You'll have a great week.

Where in the world is..

San Juan Cruise Port